A stranger sold me this damn spider and it's rubbish. What should I do about it?
Get your brass knob out! That should put an end to your difficulties.
What's the best way to inflict damage upon a video recorder without using an ear lobe?
You could always try poisoning a DeathStar. With any luck it'll feel around inside the video recorder.
I'm looking for fine hairs for my cheese knife.
Whatever you do, don't phone up it. You've got to draw funny pictures of it first.
What's the best way to unleash the dark forces upon a robot in disguise?
The best thing to do is choose your robot in disguise's service hatch.
I am having huge problems getting it together with my horse. Can anyone help me?
We normally just clone them. Keep trying!
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