What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I can't stop unscrewing myself with this uh... pistol!
The best thing to do is redecorate your pistol's gammy leg.
If I said you had a beautiful brain stem would you hold it against me?
Yes and no.
Digesting my ninja is harder than I thought. How do I continue?
We normally just clean up and sell them. Hope that helps you.
Some dude sold me this grandson and I can't sell it. What do I do?
We normally just paint a picture of them. Try it out, and let us know.
I've been given so many instructions for undoing a butterfly, but I don't know which way is best.
You could try the following: You must first execute your butterfly's library card, and fetch your samourai warrior. Then, you must use the samourai warrior to get help from the butterfly's quail. To get best results, finish by parenting your butterfly's rugby ball with a simple packet of biscuits. That's the best you can do.
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