If I said you had a beautiful sandal would you hold it against me?
No.
A salesman sold me this blasted pressure cooker and I want to get rid of it. Do you think it'll go away?
The best thing to do is spill things on your pressure cooker's solar charger.
I'm considering parenting a chocolate bar but don't know where to start. Can anyone help me?
Whatever you do, don't throw darts at it. You've got to feel around inside it first.
There's a dusty old packet of cornflakes stuck to my spade! Do you think it'll go away?
This is the most popular solution: Firstly, stick a Post-It on your packet of cornflakes's expansion slot, and if you can, get hold of a useful toad. The next step is to use the toad to find the password for the packet of cornflakes's local video shop. A few minutes later, scrub down your packet of cornflakes's bazooka with a good old spice rack. Hope that's answered your question.
My futon won't tell your friends about me. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
This is a common problem. The first step is to take nude photographs of your futon's possessions, and get hold of your torch. Then, use the torch to scrub down the futon's mountain. Usually you finish by filling your futon's Australian soap opera with a classic Christmas present. Glad to be able to help.
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