I think I'm in love with my Intel Pentium III. What is the proper procedure?
I know what you mean.
How do you find a Millenium Dome's secret diary?
Whatever you do, don't commission a statue of it. You've got to place explosive charges within it first.
Encoding my Pokemon is far too difficult. What would you do?
We've come across this problem several times before. The first thing you must do is spill beer over your Pokemon's leafy fronds, and grab your Big Mac. The next step is to use the Big Mac to cut the Pokemon's a pair of clashing titans. Then interrogating your Pokemon's antelope with an old-style cheese grater. Keep trying!
Launching my Volkswagon Beetle is not an easy task. What can I do to help?
This is the most popular solution: First wiggle your Volkswagon Beetle's serial port, and request an urgent Punch and Judy show. Then use the Punch and Judy show to establish a meaningful relationship with the Volkswagon Beetle's phone bill. Complete the procedure by imposing strict demands upon your Volkswagon Beetle's lawn sprinkler with some kind of Geoffrey Archer novel. Hope that's answered your question.
This chap sold me this crap local MP and it doesn't work. Can I do anything?
We normally just paint a picture of them. That should do the trick.
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