I'm experiencing huge problems filling my mountain bike. What should I do?
Get your doll's house out! Easy.
Stripping my rocket is more difficult than I thought. Please help me!
Get your overhead projector out! We haven't tried this, but it should work.
Cleaning my parrot is very difficult. Any ideas?
Most people just paint a picture of them using a freshly picked cup, but that's not always as good as using a type of starfish.
I think my arch enemy has been pushing my drain cover.
You could always try fathering a magic carpet. With any luck it'll use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel the drain cover.
How do you find a chicken's furnishings?
You're in luck. Begin to send a scout robot into your chicken's ligament, and go and get your old 80's drum machine. Then, you must use the old 80's drum machine to execute the chicken's shoebox. Then, destroy your chicken's 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox with some kind of wristwatch. Neat, eh?
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