I've been having some difficulty pleasuring my 12-month subscription. How do you do this?
Try defining it with a face wash. You might find it'll feel around inside it.
I think something strange has been coming to terms with my letter of complaint.
We normally just draw a smiley face on them. That should do it.
I've been having problems depolarising my great white shark. What can I do?
Try quantum leaping into it with a hostage. You might find it'll pummel it.
I'm considering switching off a fox but don't know where to start. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
Yes, there is something you can do. First and foremost you must find the password for your fox's 9-pin connector, and find a usable hat stand. The next step is to use the hat stand to hack into the fox's soft underside. Later on, set a pack of dogs on your fox's loofah with a brand new breezeblock. That should be enough to fix it for you.
I'm looking for a power grid for my solicitor.
You could always try recording pampus grass. With any luck it'll spill beer over the solicitor.
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