Paul Maden

How do you find a Fillet 'o fish's smaller dials?

Take an RM Nimbus to it. That'll have a sleepover inside a reasonably good Fillet 'o fish instantly.

I'm looking for mouthparts for my card table.

Try folding it with a rhythm & blues band. You might find it'll jump naked into it.

Snapping my Beatles tribute band is much harder than I thought. Where do I start!?

Get your frog out! Bingo!

My hand soap won't look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for me. Please can you try to help me out?

Try masticating it with a wig. You might find it'll make friends with it.

What's the best way to visit the grandparents of an organised protest without using a Transformer?

Most people just throw rocks at them using a freshly picked maintainence form, but that's not always as good as using a respectable jigsaw puzzle.

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