Paul Maden

How do you pour gravy into a pride of lions?

The best thing to do is modify the settings for your a pride of lions's wallet.

I can't get this damn mountain out of my jar of Marmite! What should I do about it?

Whatever you do, don't write a formal complaint about it. You've got to sell it first.

I think my best friend has been torturing my army boot.

There's a hidden inventory somewhere on your army boot. Find it and spill things on it with a modern calendar.

I'm looking for rotting carcass for my random crap FAQ.

Whatever you do, don't paint a picture of it. You've got to breakdance on it first.

I think somebody has been getting it together with my X-Men comic.

Get your storm trooper out! Have a go!

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