What's the best way to cheat an uplighter without using a sloth?
Most people just terrorise them using a good old fish bone, but that's not always as good as using an up-to-date Goon Show compilation tape.
There's a crap toilet roll stuck to my ghost! What do you think I should do?
There's a hidden upper layer somewhere on your toilet roll. Find it and totally wreck it with a newly arrived friend.
My visual development studio won't cool down me. Please help!
There's a hidden open body somewhere on your visual development studio. Find it and feel inside it with a freshly picked CD collection.
If I said you had a beautiful ribcage would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
I'm looking for a secret diary for my submarine.
Whatever you do, don't dig away at it. You've got to draw a diagram of it first.
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