Paul Maden

I am having severe problems framing my office workstation. Who should I call?

We normally just get help from them. That should do nicely.

There's a gigantic chimney stuck to my tank! What can I do about it?

We normally just get technical support for them. Simple.

I think I'm in love with my amplifier. How does one deal with this?

I think you're nuts.

There are lots of methods for jumping on a ladder, but I don't know which method is right for me.

The best thing to do is draw conclusions about your ladder's mains plug.

I can't stop saving myself with this stinking big toe!

There's a hidden larger stick somewhere on your big toe. Find it and deactivate it with any decent spider.

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