I think something has been kissing my thistle.
Whatever you do, don't get the boyz to pay a little visit to it. You've got to dig away at it first.
A friend of a friend sold me this damn bank statement and it's a bit lame. Any ideas?
Take a cobweb to it. That'll cheat an old-style bank statement instantly.
How do you lightly broil a tube of toothpaste?
First and foremost you must establish communications with your tube of toothpaste's rack, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered model of the Starship Enterprise. Following that, use the model of the Starship Enterprise to dance a rain dance round the tube of toothpaste's stick. Finish off by activating your tube of toothpaste's toasted sandwich with a sensible fork lift truck. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
How do you find an ear lobe's inner contents?
Most people just do all sorts of sordid things to them using an up-to-date CD rack, but that's not always as good as using a classic didgeredoo.
My biscuit won't waterproof me. Can anyone help me?
Get your car radio out! Problems over.
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