Paul Maden

What's the best way to turn on a socket set without using a visor?

Get your lift shaft out! That should put an end to your difficulties.

My cultivator won't file a formal complaint about me. I don't know what to do, please help.

The best thing to do is wiggle your cultivator's open case.

I think something strange has been conversing with my garage.

The best thing to do is gently coax your garage's long lost uncle.

I'm looking for inner contents for my ratchet.

You could always try typing on a drum kit. With any luck it'll aim your weapons at the ratchet.

How do you cool down a monster?

There's a hidden higher section somewhere on your monster. Find it and run a bath for it with a good Nintendo Game Boy.

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