Badvice

This isn't that kind of page.

Take a futon to it. That'll bottle a top-of-the-range pottery wheel instantly.

You are very strange indeed.

Get your grisly bear out! That should be enough to get you going.

You could always try applying for a prison toilet. With any luck it'll establish a meaningful relationship with the robot.

You want more? No problem. Click the button below for extra Badvice.