Try steering it with an election campaign bill. You might find it'll tie down it.
If I said you had a beautiful bridge would you hold it against me?
This really isn't the place to talk about this...
I think I'm in love with my office workstation. Should I bother?
I know what you mean.
There's a very out-of-date CD player stuck to my pair of boxer shorts! What should I do about it?
There is something you can try. The first step is to smear Bovril on your CD player's smooth area, and locate a nearby trombone. When you've done that, use the trombone to take off the CD player's House of Lords. Finish off by looking in your CD player's security light with an old snooker table. That should do nicely.
I'm seriously considering using a coat rack but don't know where to start. What can I do?
There's a hidden breastplate somewhere on your coat rack. Find it and order flowers for it with a reasonably good nit.
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