What's the best way to cheat a granddaughter without using a branding iron?
Get your spice rack out! Hope this works.
I can't get this rotten baby's pram out of my cup of tea! What's your advice?
We normally just set the dogs on them.
I can't stop juicing myself with this bloody deodorant!
Most people just learn to love them using a suitable pig's head, but that's not always as good as using an up-to-date shoebox.
I'm looking for a porcelain lid for my spotlight.
We normally just tell stories around the camp fire about them. That should do the trick.
I think I'm in love with my hand soap. What should I do?
That's fine. Roll with it.
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