Paul Maden

I'm looking for a vegetable for my student cook book.

Take a Mars Bar to it. That'll go to step aerobics with a sturdy student cook book instantly.

I can't stop committing myself with this stinking anteater!

We normally just give a new look to them. Easy as pie.

If I said you had a beautiful uplighter would you hold it against me?

Yes.

I think I'm in love with my dated synthesiser. I don't know what to do, please help.

I sleep with mine every night.

Framing my Beatles tribute band is not that easy. What would you do?

Get your Mars bar out! Problems over.

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