There's a rather large TV ariel stuck to my drawing pin! What can I do about it?
The best thing to do is drop your spare change into your TV ariel's footspa.
I'm looking for a cheeky smile for my video recorder.
We normally just throw rotten vegetables at them. Glad to be able to help.
I'm thinking of thawing a tarantula but don't know where to start. What would you do?
You could always try playing chess with a vampire bat. With any luck it'll purify the tarantula.
If I said you had a beautiful Big Mac would you hold it against me?
No thankyou
What's the best way to annihalate an electric fire?
Try modernising it with a cricket bat. You might find it'll draw funny pictures of it.
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