I think someone else has been looking in my butcher.
Take a cheese grater to it. That'll elect any decent butcher instantly.
What's the best way to wipe down a spice rack?
That's simple. You must first smear Bovril on your spice rack's hatch, and shout out for some sort of wristwatch. Then, use the wristwatch to annihalate the spice rack's driving licence. Then shouting at your spice rack's friends and family with an old-style face wash. Hope that helps you.
Insulting my toilet is turning out harder than expected. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
We suggest you follow this procedure: Before you do anything else, draw funny pictures of your toilet's armour, and look around for your back yard. After that, use the back yard to smear Bovril on the toilet's cod liver oil capsule. With the hard part over, strip off your toilet's screen with a good old student cook book. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I've been having an unlucky time making a fresh start with my currency converter. What can I do to help?
We normally just hypnotise them. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
How do you find a biscuit's circuit board?
Start to get on with your biscuit's pouches, and grab your Autobot. Then, try to use the Autobot to lightly broil the biscuit's Roland TR-909. You could finish by hanging your biscuit's mouthparts with a freshly picked onion ring. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
Badvice On Demand…
You want more? No problem. Click the button below for extra Badvice.