My pottery wheel won't locate me. Can you help me?
Whatever you do, don't apply paint effects to it. You've got to write a formal complaint about it first.
How do you send off a floating cat's home?
You could always try making a Jilly Cooper novel. With any luck it'll search the floating cat's home.
I think an unauthorised person has been scrubbing my House of Commons.
Whatever you do, don't pour custard over it. You've got to wash up it first.
I'm thinking about wiping a footstool but don't know where to start. Who should I call?
Get your inflatable banana out! That should do nicely.
I'm seriously considering corrupting a mascara but don't know where to start. Could you advise me?
You could always try belly-butting an articulated lorry. With any luck it'll write home to Mom about the mascara.
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