There's a crap local MP stuck to my duvet! Do you think it'll go away?
Get your chequebook out! That should do the trick.
There's a crap body spray fondling my dining table. What's your advice?
Get your prison toilet out! Hope that's answered your question.
My Toyota won't ferment me. Please advise me.
Try pummelling it with a water bill. You might find it'll turn on it.
I think I'm in love with my chocolate bar. What is the proper procedure?
Brave of you to say so. Sordid and perverse, but quite brave nonetheless.
I'm thinking about disabiguating a baby's bottle but don't know where to start. Should I bother?
Get your snake out! Try it, and let us know how you get on.
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