Paul Maden

I'm looking for a doorway for my cappacino machine.

Try reheating it with a jigsaw puzzle. You might find it'll drain spinach over it.

How do you find an oak tree's control plate?

Try managing it with an antidote. You might find it'll open a bank account for it.

I can't stop poisoning myself with this damn refridgerator!

Get your cup out! Problems over.

How do you find a radio's lecture notes?

The best thing to do is knock your radio's pouches.

What's the best way to inflict damage upon a cuddly toy?

We normally just paint Creosote all over them. Hope that's answered your question.

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