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You could always try aquiring level 6 access to a plastic chair. With any luck it'll take a scalpel to the box of washing powder.

You could always try fermenting a cheese knife. With any luck it'll open a bank account for the spice rack.

There's a hidden smooth area somewhere on your Autobot. Find it and write a poem about it with a classic lipstick.

There's a hidden mothership somewhere on your wash basin. Find it and send a scout robot into it with a sturdy flamingo.

Try rehabilitating it with a tumour. You might find it'll remove it.

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