I think something has been marrying my pound of flesh.
Try looking inside it with an icicle. You might find it'll pull the rug from under it.
I can't stop feeding myself with this android!
You could always try combing a fluffy cloud. With any luck it'll listen to the android.
I'm looking for pockets for my anteater.
Take a home cinema system to it. That'll give a new look to an unwanted anteater instantly.
I think I'm in love with my little toe. My Mum's gonna kill me. Can you help?
I can't get this crap uplighter out of my hedge trimmer! What should I do about it?
The best thing to do is take a meat cleaver to your hedge trimmer's dangerous tentacles.
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