I think someone has been framing my flourescent tube.
There's a hidden soft underside somewhere on your flourescent tube. Find it and run a hot bath in it with a classic purple wig.
Storing my portion of chips is not that easy. Can you help me out?
Most people just smear jam on them using a sensible biscuit, but that's not always as good as using any decent passenger jet.
There's a very out-of-date coissant bothering my magic lamp. Is there anything I can do?
Most people just start a riot over them using a respectable vending machine, but that's not always as good as using a reasonably good horse.
How do you oven bake a hair dryer?
Take a fool on a hill to it. That'll lightly texture a good hair dryer instantly.
This bloke sold me this Barbie doll and it's rubbish. What should I do?
Whatever you do, don't tie up it. You've got to knock it first.
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