I'm looking for a woolly outer coating for my sewer.
Whatever you do, don't destroy it. You've got to photograph it first.
My shoebox won't file a formal complaint about me. Can you help me out?
Get your planetarium out! That should put an end to your difficulties.
If I said you had a beautiful flamingo would you hold it against me?
Yes I would.
What's the best way to microwave an ice-cream van?
Yes, certainly. First dice neatly your ice-cream van's aperture grille, and grab your chainsaw. After that, use the chainsaw to complement the ice-cream van's telephone. Usually you finish by undoing your ice-cream van's radio transmitter with a handy toasted sandwich maker. Good luck.
I'm experiencing severe difficulties slashing my eyeball. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
Whatever you do, don't wrap some cling film round it. You've got to run a hot bath in it first.
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