Paul Maden

Management Mumbo-Jumbo

Our CEO paid a consultant $50,000 for the following advice: condense tactical top-down golden parachutes.

Business Speak

Customers choose us over the competition because we frontline downside definitions.

Management Mumbo-Jumbo

Our visionaries have hired consultants to them that we should visualize branded incubations!!!

Management Speak

Our strategy requires a zero-deviation precision focus, and we must acquire robust deltas.

Corporate BS

Don't get bogged down in details. Instead, refine opaque compiled success positionings!

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