Paul Maden

Corporate Speak

To keep ahead of the competition, we must plan open-door birthings.

Management BS

Unilaterally, we should get the mean deviation of only the best upside interconnections.

Management BS

Sales are down this quarter because no one took me seriously when I told you to whiteboard all top-down algorithms of strategy!!!

Business BS

As an executive, it is my privilege and duty to drive more three-pronged fax blasts.

Management BS

Instead of wasting time questioning the competence of upper management, you should fathom tomorrow's distributed extranets.

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