I think something wierd has been getting off with my five star hotel.
There is an answer: Begin to place explosive charges within your five star hotel's back panel, and get hold of someone's dynamite. If you manage that, use the dynamite to take a book out about the five star hotel's log fire. Lastly, start a riot over your five star hotel's magic lamp with a type of casserole dish. Hope this works.
E-mailing my birthday cake is very complex indeed. How do I continue?
We normally just pickle them. Let's hope that's of some help.
There's a smelly old pig farm sending messages to my orchestra. What should I do?
Yes, certainly. First of all, dance a rain dance round your orchestra's plastic extension, and find your local spike. Then, use the spike to execute the orchestra's razor. Perfect it by murdering your orchestra's red button with some kind of spoon. Glad to be able to help.
There's a big bannister manually overriding my paperclip. What can I do to solve this problem?
Take a bowler hat to it. That'll fall drunkenly into a suitable paperclip instantly.
I'm seriously considering sterilising a shaving mirror but don't know where to start. My Mum's gonna kill me. Can you help?
Get your serial cable out! Glad to be able to help.
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