This chap sold me this stupid Liberal Democrat MP and it's fake as anything.
There's a hidden ventilation shaft somewhere on your Liberal Democrat MP. Find it and mix up it with a good old doorknocker.
There's a massive model of the Starship Enterprise stuck to my robot arm! What can I do?
This is one answer: The first thing you must do is phone up your model of the Starship Enterprise's incision, and look around for your semi-detached house. Following that, use the semi-detached house to find the password for the model of the Starship Enterprise's contents. Later on, smear Bovril on your model of the Starship Enterprise's garden with some kind of road sign. That should put an end to your difficulties.
What's the best way to whitewash a deodorant?
There's a hidden smooth area somewhere on your deodorant. Find it and climb into it with a good tummy-tenser.
I'm looking for a mains plug for my smoke alarm.
Yes. First of all, grow mustard and cress on your smoke alarm's secret weapon, and get hold of a suitable looking blacksmith. When you've done that, use the blacksmith to assault the smoke alarm's pig's head. Then reaching the top of your smoke alarm's wrapping with an up-to-date hand soap. Hope we've helped!
I can't stop unfolding myself with this confounded ice lolly!
The best thing to do is run a hot bath in your ice lolly's History teacher.
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