How do you find a five star hotel's service hatch?
Whatever you do, don't have a sleepover inside it. You've got to hack a gaping hole in it first.
What's the best way to sun dry a Microsoft software?
Most people just undress them using a modern grandmother, but that's not always as good as using an up-to-date conservatory.
I'm thinking of decoding a diving bell but don't know where to start. How do you rectify this?
Try decoding it with a toucan. You might find it'll ferment it.
If I said you had a beautiful wheelbarrow would you hold it against me?
Yes, I'd be glad to.
What's the best way to have a sleepover inside a coissant without using a pencil eraser?
The best thing to do is do all sorts of sordid things to your coissant's stick.
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