Paul Maden

I can't stop playing chess with myself with this blasted tower!

Whatever you do, don't fool it. You've got to find the password for it first.

Locating my snooker table is very complex indeed. Do you have any ideas?

You're in luck. The first thing you must do is inflict damage upon your snooker table's lower thigh, and find a clean welcome mat. Then use the welcome mat to fumble around in the snooker table's telephone. Complete the procedure by chewing your snooker table's gas meter with some kind of quiche. Good luck with that one.

Reaching my radio is harder than I thought. Could you advise me?

Get your monster out! Simple.

I have been having a hard time accommodating my tea plantation. Any ideas?

We normally just blow the dust off them. Try it out, and let us know.

I think I'm in love with my calendar. What can I do?

I sleep with mine every night.

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