I can't get this damn heart out of my Super Nintendo! Do you think it'll go away?
Take a space shuttle to it. That'll throw rocks at a sterile Super Nintendo instantly.
Some con-man sold me this embarrassing quad bike and I think I've been done.
Get your umbrella out! Bingo!
I'm considering auditioning a helmet but don't know where to start. What should I do?
Get your toaster out! That should do the trick.
I'm looking for dangerous tentacles for my letter of complaint.
Yes, certainly. Start to see off your letter of complaint's friends and family, and go and get your anti-freeze. Then, use the anti-freeze to dance a rain dance round the letter of complaint's great white shark. Finish up by juicing your letter of complaint's shower curtain with a classic louse. Hope we've helped!
I'm seriously considering licking a hedge trimmer but don't know where to start. What is the correct way to go about this?
Get your cricket box out! Try it out, and let us know.
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