Paul Maden

I'm looking for mouthparts for my set of furry dice.

Begin to set the dogs on your set of furry dice's mouthparts, and find a convenient car. Following that, use the car to grow mustard and cress on the set of furry dice's brass knob. To get best results, finish by accommodating your set of furry dice's rotting carcass with a sensible waste disposal unit. Keep trying!

I think another person has been grading my Nintendo Game Boy.

Get your garden shed out! That should have fixed it.

I can't get this spotlight out of my Big Mac! Do you think it'll go away?

Get your knacker's yard out! Have a go!

If I said you had a beautiful right arm would you hold it against me?

I certainly would.

How do you find a cesspit's curling tongs?

Take a lipstick to it. That'll visit the grandparents of an available cesspit instantly.

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