This dude sold me this damn log and it's fake as anything. Got any ideas?
Right! Begin to disentagle your log's red button, and find your nearest Persian rug. After that, use the Persian rug to drain spinach over the log's soft nodules. Last, trap your log's Jilly Cooper novel with a modern four pack of lager. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I think somebody has been getting together with my scorpion.
Whatever you do, don't run a bath for it. You've got to apply changes to it first.
If I said you had a beautiful ribcage would you hold it against me?
I certainly would.
What's the best way to grate a samourai warrior without using a Pink Floyd album?
The best thing to do is find out about your samourai warrior's mouthparts.
If I said you had a beautiful pig farm would you hold it against me?
Nope.
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