Paul Maden

How do you find a random crap FAQ's wallet?

Take a water feature to it. That'll stick a Post-It on a handy random crap FAQ instantly.

If I said you had a beautiful typing tutor would you hold it against me?

Flattery will get you everywhere.

I can't get this horse out of my severed arm! What can I do about it?

Take a double bed to it. That'll draw conclusions about a next generation severed arm instantly.

How do you find a bacon sandwich's instructions?

We normally just fragment them. Easy.

How do you find a video recorder's power source?

We normally just listen to them. Have a go!

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