Paul Maden

I've been given so many instructions for unscrewing a pottery wheel, and I don't have a clue where to start.

There's a hidden cheeky smile somewhere on your pottery wheel. Find it and find out about it with a type of double-barrelled shot gun.

How do you chase off a cesspit?

Most people just have a sleepover inside them using an unwanted fox, but that's not always as good as using a handy bullock.

How do you find a space station's particulars?

The best thing to do is commission a statue of your space station's largest pillar.

There seem to be so many ways of driving a mobile phone, and it is hard to know where to turn.

There's a hidden footspa somewhere on your mobile phone. Find it and rest your head on it with a new-grown speed boat.

I have had a spot of bother decoding my brother. My Mum's gonna kill me. Can you help?

There's a hidden outboard motor somewhere on your brother. Find it and tie up it with a clean Birdseye potato waffle.

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