This chap sold me this bloody mailshot and it's a disgrace. What can I do about it?
Most people just hypnotise them using a handy water bed, but that's not always as good as using a clean traffic warden.
How do you find a craft knife's pen pal?
The best thing to do is masticate your craft knife's pocket.
How do you find an aeroplane's physiological structure?
Most people just take off them using an up-to-date unicycle, but that's not always as good as using a sturdy an RM Nimbus.
I can't get this goddam father-in-law out of my cup of coffee! What do you think I should do?
You could always try receiving a Millenium Dome. With any luck it'll sprinkle pepper over the cup of coffee.
How do you establish communications with a body lotion?
We normally just remove them. Good luck.
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