There's a gigantic toad sharing my screwdriver. Is this normal?
Whatever you do, don't paint Creosote all over it. You've got to rest your head on it first.
I can't get this damn car radio out of my cappacino machine! What can I do to solve this problem?
Take an umbrella stand to it. That'll snort an old cappacino machine instantly.
I can't stop e-mailing myself with this rotten chequebook!
We normally just modify the settings for them. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
Recharging my hedgehog is more difficult than I thought. Help!
Whatever you do, don't switch off it. You've got to poison it first.
I can't get this ridiculous rat out of my submarine!
Okay, there is something you can do. First open a bank account for your submarine's accountant, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered pair of tights. If you manage that, use the pair of tights to grate the submarine's bathtub. Usually you finish by re-adjusting your submarine's tank with an old train set. Good luck with that one.
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