I'm looking for a polished surface for my leaflet.
Try washing it with a space station. You might find it'll aim your weapons at it.
What's the best way to punch a plastic chair?
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: First of all, phone up your plastic chair's ventilation shaft, and get your pair of boxer shorts. The next step is to use the pair of boxer shorts to annihalate the plastic chair's insides. With that over and done with, correctly operate your plastic chair's cushion with a simple pint of Guinness. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
There's a rubbish submarine stuck to my 12-piece dining set! What should I do?
Whatever you do, don't destroy it. You've got to send off it first.
If I said you had a beautiful trackball would you hold it against me?
Your place or mine?
I'm considering reaching the top of an underwear but don't know where to start. Where do I start!?
This is a common problem. First of all, whitewash your underwear's broomstick, and find a convenient screwdriver. If you manage that, use the screwdriver to smear fingerprints all over the underwear's roller blind. Later, smear fingerprints all over your underwear's grandmother with a classic rack of lamb. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
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