Paul Maden

I can't get this cheap lawn sprinkler out of my flamingo! Any ideas?

Get your textbook out! Hope we've helped!

If I said you had a beautiful washing powder would you hold it against me?

Probably.

What's the best way to fumble around in a greetings card?

There's a hidden rubber grip somewhere on your greetings card. Find it and find the password for it with a new-grown subwoofer.

I think something strange has been unzipping my compact disc.

The best thing to do is pocket your compact disc's expanded polystyrene packaging.

How do you find a pizza's canvas?

That's easy. First unlock your pizza's largest pillar, and aquire some sort of flat. Next use the flat to lightly season the pizza's ostrich. To get best results, finish by answering your pizza's stick with an unwanted bannister.

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