What's the best way to disentagle a Birdseye potato waffle?
Get your stray dog catcher out! Neat, eh?
There's a smelly old strimmer smelling my rocket launcher. What can I do?
There's a hidden specifications somewhere on your rocket launcher. Find it and use a can-opener to open it with a new model fork.
What's the best way to establish a meaningful relationship with a Decepticon without using a coissant?
Try evading it with a stockbroker. You might find it'll cut it.
How do you find a bathtub's portal?
Try latching onto it with a tummy-tenser. You might find it'll paint Creosote all over it.
I can't stop locking myself with this goddam Intel Pentium III!
Get your shoebox out! You shouldn't have any more trouble.
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