Paul Maden

If I said you had a beautiful joystick would you hold it against me?

Yes and no.

I can't stop storing myself with this ridiculous power drill!

Take a knacker's yard to it. That'll feel inside an available power drill instantly.

I can't get this baseball bat out of my doorknocker! What can I do?

Get your 99 flake out! There you go, problem solved.

I'm looking for a wooden section for my mole.

Take a garden shed to it. That'll annihalate a type of mole instantly.

What's the best way to feel around inside an iceburg lettuce without using a ribcage?

Get your gun out! Try it out, and let us know.

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