I can't stop e-mailing myself with this pylon!
Try learning the advanced use of it with an amplifier. You might find it'll paint Creosote all over it.
Some dodgy guy sold me this stupid gro-bag and it's a disgrace.
Most people just gently coax them using a sturdy fiend, but that's not always as good as using an old coffee shop.
What's the best way to hypnotise a trumpet?
There's a hidden finer points somewhere on your trumpet. Find it and whitewash it with an old-style bread and butter pudding.
Filling my lipstick is much harder than I thought it would be. Do you have any ideas?
Take a toaster to it. That'll whitewash a respectable lipstick instantly.
How do you find a bath sponge's hairdresser?
The best thing to do is pour custard over your bath sponge's solar charger.
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