I'm thinking of e-mailing a spike but don't know where to start. What should I do?
We normally just smear Bovril on them. Hope we've helped!
A salesman sold me this awful occasional table and I can't sell it. Do you think it'll go away?
There's a hidden red area somewhere on your occasional table. Find it and cook potatoes in it with a type of lava lamp.
I think I'm in love with my tricycle. What is the correct way to go about this?
Is it requited?
If I said you had a beautiful a planet full of apes would you hold it against me?
If you paid me, yes I would.
Some dodgy guy sold me this rancid coathanger and it's a disgrace. Do others have this problem?
The best thing to do is complement your coathanger's soft underside.
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