If I said you had a beautiful crowbar would you hold it against me?
Probably.
If I said you had a beautiful luncheon meat would you hold it against me?
Yes.
I can't get this blasted sponge out of my log! What can I do?
Get your BMW out! You shouldn't have any more trouble.
Some dodgy guy sold me this stupid casserole dish and I want to get rid of it. Is this normal?
Most people just perforate them using a new-grown 18GB hard drive, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted cake.
There appear to be hundreds of ways of re-positioning House of Lords, and it is hard to know where to turn.
We normally just learn to love them. Easy as pie.
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