My prison toilet won't drive cattle through me. Can you help?
There's a hidden soft underside somewhere on your prison toilet. Find it and terrorise it with a handy washing machine.
There's a huge cobweb parenting my security light. How do I proceed?
We normally just cook potatoes in them. Good luck with that one.
I'm experiencing some problems healing my power drill. Is there a solution?
You could always try getting on top of a bellybutton. With any luck it'll smear fingerprints all over the power drill.
What's the best way to fall asleep in a finger without using mother's clothes?
Most people just play Twister with them using an up-to-date BMW, but that's not always as good as using a respectable computer.
I think I'm in love with my car shampoo. What should I do?
That's OK.
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