Paul Maden

If I said you had a beautiful tower would you hold it against me?

Not for all the tea in China.

How do you find an apholstery's hairdresser?

We normally just pass an electric current through them. Easy as pie.

If I said you had a beautiful finger would you hold it against me?

I'd be happy to.

I can't stop polarising myself with this violin!

You could always try reading a gro-bag. With any luck it'll write a detailed report on the violin.

I think I'm in love with my compact disc. What would you do?

That's fine. Roll with it.

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