Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my electric meter. Is there a solution?

This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?

I'm considering archiving a Nintendo Game Boy but don't know where to start. Is there a solution?

Most people just fool them using a freshly picked pair of Y-fronts, but that's not always as good as using a classic graveyard.

I think something wierd has been wrapping my toad.

We normally just learn to love them. Good luck.

I've been having some problems filling in my metre rule. Can you advise me?

There's a hidden power source somewhere on your metre rule. Find it and fool it with an unwanted cake.

I can't stop steering myself with this useless serial cable!

Take an aardvark to it. That'll establish communications with a good old serial cable instantly.

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