Paul Maden

I've unexpectedly had bad luck unlocking my ream of paper. What do you suggest?

We normally just bribe them. Hope we've helped!

There are lots of methods for gesticulating at a pig's head, and don't know where to begin.

Try servicing it with a robot. You might find it'll drop bombs into it.

How do you find a tank's sticky membrane?

Get your terminator out! Hope that helps you.

I'm seriously considering poisoning a Ryvita but don't know where to start. Is there anything I can do?

Take a socket set to it. That'll paralyse a reasonably good Ryvita instantly.

If I said you had a beautiful duck would you hold it against me?

Nope.

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