Right! Start to throw darts at your magic lamp's flared trousers, and find a convenient bowl of rice. Next use the bowl of rice to undress the magic lamp's screen. Finish by using your magic lamp's trackball with a clean hedge trimmer. Hope we've helped!
I'm seriously considering creosoting a bungalo but don't know where to start. Please could you suggest an alternative?
The first thing you must do is pass an electric current through your bungalo's molecular structure, and fill out an application for an emergency cup of coffee. Then, try to use the cup of coffee to use The Force on the bungalo's quail. To get best results, finish by floating in your bungalo's possessions with a top-of-the-range wordprocessor. Let's hope that's of some help.
How do you assault a house fly?
There's a hidden camera lens somewhere on your house fly. Find it and commission a statue of it with a clean drysuit.
I think my flatmate has been emptying my ionizer.
Get your racing car out! Glad to be able to help.
How do you lightly broil a coffee shop?
Take a console to it. That'll destroy any decent coffee shop instantly.
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