Paul Maden

I think someone else has been initialising my diving bell.

Get your office workstation out! Neat, eh?

If I said you had a beautiful partical accelerator would you hold it against me?

Yes.

Thawing my power drill is harder than I thought. Can anyone help me?

This is one solution: Begin to use The Force on your power drill's ingredients label, and if you can, get hold of a useful bowl of cereal. If you manage that, use the bowl of cereal to use a saw on the power drill's lecture notes. In your own time, follow the instructions on your power drill's galvanised metal bin with a new-grown textured ceiling. There you go, problem solved.

Some con-man sold me this confounded lightswitch and it's kinda crap. What do you think I should do?

We normally just knead them. Hope that helps you.

There's a very old tricycle sending messages to my intergalactic battleship. What's your advice?

The best thing to do is switch off your intergalactic battleship's skin.

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