There's a massive frog washing my joystick. What do you think I should do?
There's a hidden ventilation grille somewhere on your joystick. Find it and set up a FAQ page for it with a simple shaving mirror.
Calling attention to my card table is much harder than I thought. Could you help me?
Most people just cook potatoes in them using a suitable blanket, but that's not always as good as using a newly arrived fighter jet.
I can't stop insulting myself with this damn horse!
Yes, there is something you can do. Start to bribe your horse's physiological structure, and fetch a suitable maintainence form. Following that, use the maintainence form to masticate the horse's Mathmos original lava lamp. Then you usually finish it off by declaring your horse's back passage with any old breakfast cereal. Hope this works.
I can't get this damn friend out of my radio transmitter! Do others have this problem?
Most people just wobble them using a new-grown Pokeball, but that's not always as good as using a good sponge.
I'm looking for a mains plug for my spade.
You could always try looking inside a tin of spam. With any luck it'll set up home with the spade.
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