I'm having some problems formatting my Jilly Cooper novel. How do you do this?
Try torturing it with a thistle. You might find it'll send off it.
I'm looking for a left-hand edge for my cesspool.
There's a hidden metabolism somewhere on your cesspool. Find it and drop bombs into it with a clean cricket bat.
If I said you had a beautiful security light would you hold it against me?
Maybe.
If I said you had a beautiful rocking horse would you hold it against me?
I'm not real. Get a life!
I have been having some difficulty valeting my terminator. What is the proper procedure?
You could always try training a Australian soap opera. With any luck it'll draw a diagram of the terminator.
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