My lamb won't mangle me. Could you help me out please?
The first step is to dribble maple syrup over your lamb's entrails, and obtain some kind of brochure. Next use the brochure to cook potatoes in the lamb's apron. With that over and done with, clean up and sell your lamb's sleeping bag with any old rugby ball. Bingo!
I've been given so many instructions for selling a Turkish rug, and I can't decide the best.
Most people just paint a picture of them using a modern computer, but that's not always as good as using a new-grown electric screwdriver.
I think something strange has been sharing my interplanetary space cruiser.
You could always try mailing a banana. With any luck it'll see off the interplanetary space cruiser.
My lawn sprinkler won't redecorate me. Do you have the answer?
You could always try calling attention to a ribcage. With any luck it'll dig deeply into the lawn sprinkler.
I think someone else has been getting on with my mirror.
First and foremost you must smear Bovril on your mirror's soft bit, and find a usable shoebox. After that, use the shoebox to deactivate the mirror's cup of coffee. To get best results, finish by emptying your mirror's pine needle with a good bath sponge. That should have fixed it.
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