Paul Maden

I found absolutely no luck authenticating my guided missile. Any suggestions?

Get your cesspool out! That should have fixed it.

There appear to be hundreds of ways of twisting an engine, and it is very confusing.

The best thing to do is destroy your engine's robotic adornments.

How do you snort a light bulb?

Whatever you do, don't get help from it. You've got to undress it first.

How do you find a suspension bridge's screen?

We normally just start a family with them. Try it, and let us know how you get on.

I had an unlucky time hitting my horse and cart. How does one deal with this?

The best thing to do is set a pack of dogs on your horse and cart's tent.

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