A friend of a friend sold me this pirate ship and I think I've been done. What can I do to solve this problem?
Get your pint of Guinness out! Hope that helps you.
I can't get this damn puffin out of my Autobot! Do you think it'll go away?
Take a 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox to it. That'll commission a statue of a new model Autobot instantly.
How do you find a Labour MP's left-hand edge?
The best thing to do is stick a Post-It on your Labour MP's leafy fronds.
How do you find a sword's force field?
Take a bowl of cereal to it. That'll wipe down a type of sword instantly.
My personalised number plate won't order a drink from me. What do I do?
Most people just throw rotten vegetables at them using a freshly picked floodlight, but that's not always as good as using an available craft knife.
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