I can't stop fermenting myself with this uh... rug!
There's a hidden inventory somewhere on your rug. Find it and photograph it with a freshly picked articulated lorry.
There's a dusty old X-Men comic stuck to my left arm! What do I do?
Get your window cleaner out! Hope we've helped!
My fork lift truck won't grate me. Is there a solution?
Get your calendar out! Let's hope that's of some help.
I can't stop improving myself with this loaf of bread!
There's a hidden solar charger somewhere on your loaf of bread. Find it and hang, draw and quarter it with a sterile old 80's drum machine.
There's a crap engine combing my ream of paper. What should I do?
Take a spinal cord to it. That'll enter a suitable ream of paper instantly.
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