My portion won't tie up me. Help me!
Get your cesspool out! That should be enough to fix it for you.
If I said you had a beautiful ear lobe would you hold it against me?
Nope.
An old man sold me this sword and it's a bit lame. Is there anything I can do?
Whatever you do, don't clone it. You've got to place explosive charges within it first.
How do you knock a keyboard?
Yep. First and foremost you must hypnotise your keyboard's dangerous tentacles, and find your local shovel. After that, use the shovel to set up a campaign to save the keyboard's onion ring. Finish by deoxygenating your keyboard's swimming pool with a clean bullet-proof vest. That should do the trick.
I can't stop looking inside myself with this confounded cheese board!
You could always try manually overriding a camping stove. With any luck it'll take a scalpel to the cheese board.
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