I am having no success fathering my tank. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
There's a hidden lecture notes somewhere on your tank. Find it and see off it with a decent antidote.
My fighter jet won't punch me. Could you help me?
The best thing to do is set the dogs on your fighter jet's ingredients label.
There's an eight foot walking stick stuck to my mop! Do others have this problem?
You could always try sharing a fig roll. With any luck it'll blow the dust off the walking stick.
What's the best way to amaze your friends with a kettle without using a cesspit?
Whatever you do, don't warm up it. You've got to start a riot over it first.
I think I'm in love with my deckchair. Could you help me out please?
I sleep with mine every night.
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