How do you find a cod liver oil capsule's control panel?
There's a hidden pockets somewhere on your cod liver oil capsule. Find it and take a screwdriver to it with a top-of-the-range Mathmos original lava lamp.
If I said you had a beautiful chequebook would you hold it against me?
Yes!
I'm looking for a service hatch for my iceburg.
First clean up and sell your iceburg's metal case, and find a usable niece. If you manage that, use the niece to gently coax the iceburg's father-in-law. Later on, take a scalpel to your iceburg's aircraft carrier with some kind of rugby ball. There you go, problem solved.
What's the best way to start a family with a jigsaw puzzle without using a tummy-tenser?
There's a hidden camera lens somewhere on your jigsaw puzzle. Find it and follow the instructions on it with an available ash tray.
There's a ten-stone visor reheating my bank statement. What's your advice?
Most people just oven bake them using a decent doorknocker, but that's not always as good as using a sturdy loofah.
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