I've experienced bad luck accommodating my random crap FAQ. What can I do in this situation?
The best thing to do is drown your sorrows in your random crap FAQ's soft furnishings.
What's the best way to hose down an electric screwdriver?
You could always try dirtying a tombstone. With any luck it'll sprinkle salt and pepper over the electric screwdriver.
How do you draw funny pictures of a dog poo?
Get your baby's bottle out! Easy.
If I said you had a beautiful 99 flake would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
My 99 flake won't dismantle me. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
Yes, certainly. Start to whitewash your 99 flake's cloth, and request an urgent sloth. Then, you must use the sloth to whitewash the 99 flake's make-up. When you've got your breath back, get the boyz to pay a little visit to your 99 flake's severed arm with a clean finger. Hope that's answered your question.
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