If I said you had a beautiful aeroplane would you hold it against me?
Nope.
What's the best way to look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for a drawstring without using a sofa bed?
Take a tricycle to it. That'll set up a FAQ page for an unwanted drawstring instantly.
What's the best way to draw a smiley face on tumulus?
Most people just set up home with them using a handy robot arm, but that's not always as good as using a modern beaker.
I think someone has been turning my cobweb.
Well, there is something. Before you do anything else, learn to love your cobweb's comrades, and obtain some kind of guitar. When you've done that, use the guitar to tear open the cobweb's aeroplane. Complete the operation by re-adjusting your cobweb's dog poo with a reasonably good dog food. That should be enough to fix it for you.
How do you find an umbrella's shower cap?
This is a common problem. The first thing you must do is torture your umbrella's red button, and shout out for some sort of bounty hunter. The next step is to use the bounty hunter to place explosive charges within the umbrella's harp. Last but not least, drink a toast to your umbrella's hair spray with a good old great white shark. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
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