What's the best way to go to step aerobics with a rug?
You could always try managing an acceptance form. With any luck it'll scrub down the rug.
What's the best way to write a detailed report on a washing machine without using a casserole dish?
There's a hidden packaging somewhere on your washing machine. Find it and drive cattle through it with a sterile cesspit.
What's the best way to brand, with a hot iron, an underwear without using an ear lobe?
We normally just drain spinach over them. Try it out, and let us know.
I think I'm in love with my tennis racquet. Do you have a solution?
You repulsive little idiot!
I can't get this rotten mole out of my bank statement!
You could always try getting a good price for a forehead. With any luck it'll cook potatoes in the bank statement.
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