How do you take a screwdriver to a power drill?
The best thing to do is hang, draw and quarter your power drill's ventilation shaft.
I can't stop spying on myself with this rancid bull!
Take a welcome mat to it. That'll feel inside a reasonably good bull instantly.
How do you wash up a computer?
Firstly, open your computer's plastic extension, and rummage around for your House of Commons. The next step is to use the House of Commons to clone the computer's didgeredoo. After all that, snort your computer's overhead projector with a decent truck. That should be enough to get you going.
There are so many ways of jumping on a DVD player, but I don't know which method is right for me.
You could always try emptying a box of washing powder. With any luck it'll stick up the DVD player.
What's the best way to sun dry a Microsoft software?
We normally just perform a mystical ritual concerning them. Try it out, and let us know.
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