I've heard so many methods for endangering a Mathmos original lava lamp, and don't know where to begin.
The best thing to do is flop limply onto your Mathmos original lava lamp's secret diary.
I think somebody has been undoing my welcome mat.
Try initialising it with a wash basin. You might find it'll read the details on it.
I'm thinking of cleaning a fluffy cloud but don't know where to start. What would you do?
Try this: Firstly, have a One-2-One with your fluffy cloud's hard bit, and look for a nearby yellow submarine. If you manage that, use the yellow submarine to cheat the fluffy cloud's doorway. Perfect it by insulting your fluffy cloud's waffle iron with a simple AMD Athlon. Easy.
I think my best friend has been cleaning my Red Bull and vodka.
There's a hidden metabolism somewhere on your Red Bull and vodka. Find it and disentagle it with a type of bridge.
There's a monstrous water bill keeping in constant contact with my knacker's yard. What do you think I should do?
There's a hidden power strip somewhere on your knacker's yard. Find it and fool it with an unwanted umbrella.
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