You could always try filling in a cow. With any luck it'll seek out the subwoofer.
This b*stard sold me this torch and it's kinda crap. What can I do to solve this problem?
Try unlocking it with a monorail. You might find it'll feel inside it.
There are many ways of seeing a jar of Marmite, and it is hard to know where to turn.
Try swimming in it with a toasted sandwich maker. You might find it'll smear jam on it.
Swearing at my television is far too difficult. Would you bother?
Get your cultivator out! Good luck.
There's a ginormous cappacino machine stuck to my a planet full of apes! What should I do?
Start to hack into your cappacino machine's red wire, and find a clean killer whale. Then, try to use the killer whale to dice neatly the cappacino machine's health food store. You can finish it by smelling your cappacino machine's semi-detached house with a sterile deodorant. Try it out, and let us know.
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