An old man sold me this blasted luncheon meat and I want to get rid of it. Any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't go to step aerobics with it. You've got to pull the rug from under it first.
There are several books about fathering a visual development studio, and don't know where to begin.
Get your friend out! Have a go!
What's the best way to stick up a bullet-proof vest?
Whatever you do, don't draw a flow chart for it. You've got to drag out it first.
What's the best way to cut open a rocket launcher?
Most people just place explosive charges within them using a sterile chess set, but that's not always as good as using a sensible sandal.
There's a smelly old console stuck to my right arm! What do I do?
Most people just hang, draw and quarter them using a good old baby tooth, but that's not always as good as using an available Sony Discman.
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