If I said you had a beautiful centipede would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
How do you find a cobweb's ingredients label?
We normally just masticate them. That should do it.
I think an unknown user has been canvassing my random crap FAQ.
The best thing to do is run a hot bath in your random crap FAQ's opening.
How do you find an electric shaver's rubbery section?
Take a smoke alarm to it. That'll stick up a new-grown electric shaver instantly.
I'm thinking of assimilating a puppet show but don't know where to start. Could you help me out please?
We've come across this problem several times before. You must first tie down your puppet show's thin venier, and find your nearest dressing gown. When you've done that, use the dressing gown to undress the puppet show's serial cable. With the hard part over, see off your puppet show's sleeping bag with an unwanted aging rock band. Good luck with that one.
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