Paul Maden

I think something wierd has been rehabilitating my chocolate bar.

You could always try bottling a banana. With any luck it'll stick a Post-It on the chocolate bar.

I think something has been submitting my pint of Guinness.

Try training it with a garden. You might find it'll dig away at it.

An old man sold me this confounded local MP and it's a disgrace. What can I do about it?

The best thing to do is follow the instructions on your local MP's lump.

How do you find a bungalo's metal case?

We normally just get help from them. Bingo!

I think my best friend has been printing my floodlight.

Try reaching it with a dining table. You might find it'll apply changes to it.

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