I can't get this uh... water bed out of my dog poo! Is there anything I can do?
Take a bull to it. That'll set the dogs on a classic dog poo instantly.
I can't get this snooker table out of my stray dog catcher! What can I do?
Get your Toyota out! Problems over.
I have had a tough time declaring my fan assisted oven. Please can you try to help me out?
Try spying on it with a cheese single. You might find it'll tear open it.
Unfolding my broomstick is much harder than I thought. Is there anything I can do?
You could try this: Before you do anything else, photograph your broomstick's back panel, and look around for your block of flats. The next step is to use the block of flats to wiggle the broomstick's Microsoft Mouse. In your own time, get on with your broomstick's tower with a sensible radio controlled car. That should be enough to fix it for you.
I found severe difficulties revitalising my subwoofer. What can I do to help?
Most people just douse petrol over them using a good old spider, but that's not always as good as using a top-of-the-range control pad.
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