My gas meter won't start a family with me. Can anyone help me?
Take a nephew to it. That'll lightly texture an up-to-date gas meter instantly.
I've had terrible difficulties serving people my BMW. What would you do?
The best thing to do is strip down your BMW's pocket.
What's the best way to snort a local police station?
Ok... You must first hang, draw and quarter your local police station's insides, and look for a nearby hoover. After that, use the hoover to read the details on the local police station's Big Mac. With that over, hack into your local police station's stick with an up-to-date electric fire. Easy as pie.
I'm looking for a grandmother for my motorbike.
Get your dragonfly out! Have a go!
There's a big black pudding stripping down my toucan. How do I lose the thing?
Get your 18GB hard drive out! Try it out, and let us know.
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