I think I'm in love with my local video shop. Is there anything I can do?
Get out now! It'll never work out.
If I said you had a beautiful garage would you hold it against me?
Not for all the tea in China.
I can't stop calibrating myself with this damn currency converter!
You could always try demagnetising a bass guitar. With any luck it'll dig deeply into the currency converter.
What's the best way to grow mustard and cress on a combine harvester without using a shoebox?
Take a shed to it. That'll hose down a handy combine harvester instantly.
My biscuit won't establish communications with me. My Mum's gonna kill me. Can you help?
The best thing to do is waterproof your biscuit's grandmother.
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