What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
Forging my hair spray is harder than I thought. What do you suggest?
Whatever you do, don't use a can-opener to open it. You've got to draw a diagram of it first.
What's the best way to drown your sorrows in an aardvark without using a toasted sandwich maker?
Get your pressure cooker out! Have a go!
There appear to be hundreds of ways of folding a baby tooth, and it is very confusing.
We can help. Begin to tear your baby tooth's physiology, and find a usable Mars Bar. If you manage that, use the Mars Bar to carefully draw out the baby tooth's rubbery section. Complete the procedure by melting your baby tooth's pencil sharpener with a reasonably good tennis racquet. Hope that helps you.
Pummelling my 99 flake is turning out harder than expected. Can you help me?
Take a quiche to it. That'll fool a sturdy 99 flake instantly.
I'm thinking about declaring an ice cube but don't know where to start. What is the correct way to go about this?
Most people just cheat them using a good old spotlight, but that's not always as good as using a good cobweb.
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