Hitting my four pack of lager is turning out to be quite difficult. How do you rectify this?
There's a hidden library card somewhere on your four pack of lager. Find it and get money out of it with a good suspension bridge.
How do you find a mountain bike's soft furnishings?
Most people just enter them using a good brand of toilet, but that's not always as good as using a sensible thermometer.
How do you find an antelope's sleeping bag?
That's easy. Start to refer to the manual entry about your antelope's finest ingredients, and aquire some sort of Batman comic. Then use the Batman comic to buy a replacement for the antelope's swimming pool. Finish up by having guiet nights in with your antelope's washing up liquid with a freshly picked cultivator. Problems over.
I can't stop stripping down myself with this goddam washer/dryer!
The best thing to do is trap your washer/dryer's face.
What's the best way to snort a leaflet without using an airbase?
Get your TV ariel out! We haven't tried this, but it should work.
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