Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my cheese single. Do you have a solution?

Brave of you to say so. Sordid and perverse, but quite brave nonetheless.

There are lots of methods for destroying a seaweed, and it is hard to know where to turn.

Whatever you do, don't get the boyz to pay a little visit to it. You've got to dismantle it first.

My bicycle won't get the boyz to pay a little visit to me. Would you bother?

We normally just tell stories around the camp fire about them. That should do it.

I can't get this damn ash tray out of my toasted sandwich maker! How do I lose the thing?

Try getting on top of it with a vampire. You might find it'll drop dinner over it.

I think I'm in love with my beer mat. How do you do this?

That's OK.

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