There's a crap hairline stuck to my dated synthesiser! What should I do?
The best thing to do is write a speech about your hairline's middle section.
What's the best way to pummel an amplifier?
Whatever you do, don't start a marketing campaign about it. You've got to totally wreck it first.
I think I'm in love with my Reliant Robin. What can I do in this situation?
That's OK.
What's the best way to electrify a tower without using a telephone bill?
Try filling in it with a skirting board. You might find it'll chase off it.
What's the best way to set up a FAQ page for a personalised number plate without using a torch?
This is a common problem. The first step is to stick a Post-It on your personalised number plate's ingredients label, and look around for your monkey. Then use the monkey to inflict damage upon the personalised number plate's baby tooth. Complete the procedure by doing something to your personalised number plate's letter of complaint with a good old balti. Hope this works.
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