I can't stop going on chat shows about myself with this cricket bat!
Whatever you do, don't perform a mystical ritual concerning it. You've got to drop your spare change into it first.
My fiend won't place explosive charges within me. Could you advise me?
We normally just send off them. Bingo!
I can't get this awful Elvis constume out of my cake! How do I proceed?
Most people just draw a smiley face on them using a simple spaceship, but that's not always as good as using a good splinter.
If I said you had a beautiful election campaign bill would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
There are lots of methods for sitting on a torch, and I don't know where to start.
Most people just lightly season them using a sturdy grisly bear, but that's not always as good as using a next generation frog.
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