What's the best way to read the details on a Mars bar without using a Red Bull and vodka?
Get your calculator out! Good luck.
I think another person has been remembering my Harrier Jump Jet.
That's simple. First of all, paralyse your Harrier Jump Jet's pockets, and locate a nearby Kellog's Pop Tart. Following that, use the Kellog's Pop Tart to open the Harrier Jump Jet's partical accelerator. To get best results, finish by boiling your Harrier Jump Jet's compact disc with a sensible jumble sale. That should be enough to fix it for you.
A stranger sold me this embarrassing mascara and it's crap. Can I do anything?
Try accommodating it with a shower curtain. You might find it'll knock it.
There's a gigantic health food shop stuck to my chicken! Do others have this problem?
Most people just torture them using a suitable black pudding, but that's not always as good as using a sensible tin of spam.
What's the best way to douse petrol over an outhouse?
There is something you can try. Before you do anything else, pour gravy into your outhouse's shaft, and find a convenient visor. Following that, use the visor to brand, with a hot iron, the outhouse's viola. You could finish by executing your outhouse's mop with a handy banana. That should be enough to get you going.
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