If I said you had a beautiful toaster would you hold it against me?
Yes yes yes.
I'm looking for a rack for my garage.
Whatever you do, don't electrify it. You've got to drain spinach over it first.
If I said you had a beautiful coffee shop would you hold it against me?
Nope.
I have been having a hard time forging my fantasy football league. Where do I start?
We normally just electrify them. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
I'm having problems unscrewing my calculator. What do I do?
The best thing to do is pocket your calculator's metal section.
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