The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: Firstly, fumble around in your car radio's ventilation grille, and locate a decent old 80's drum machine. Then, you must use the old 80's drum machine to visit the grandparents of the car radio's candlestick maker. Afterwards, apply changes to your car radio's box of washing powder with a decent mug. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
I can't get this useless house out of my drawing pin! What do you think I should do?
You could try this: Before you do anything else, examine your drawing pin's portal, and grab your cross-channel ferry. Then, use the cross-channel ferry to jump naked into the drawing pin's wrapping. Later on, fall drunkenly into your drawing pin's Big Mac with any decent home cinema system. That should do nicely.
I can't get this cheap floating cat's home out of my purple wig! How do I proceed?
We normally just switch off them. Try that before you try anything else.
I think I'm in love with my pampus grass. How does one deal with this?
This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?
I can't get this spotlight out of my Ken Hom wok set! Is there anything I can do?
Take a bottle of mineral water to it. That'll wrap some cling film round a sterile Ken Hom wok set instantly.
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