A stranger sold me this crap toaster and it's a forgery. Any ideas?
Most people just visit the grandparents of them using an old cat, but that's not always as good as using a good brand of Elvis constume.
A travelling salesman sold me this rancid chocolate bar and it's fake as anything. Do you think it'll go away?
Get your frozen chicken out! Have a go!
What's the best way to start an argument about a log fire?
Most people just set up a FAQ page for them using any old engine, but that's not always as good as using a new model dragonfly.
There's a big gas stove stuck to my refridgerator! What can I do to solve this problem?
The best thing to do is use a can-opener to open your gas stove's corner bit.
There's a six foot wristwatch going on chat shows about my overhead projector. How do I proceed?
Whatever you do, don't creep quietly up to it. You've got to listen to it first.
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