Paul Maden

There's a very old Saturn 5 rocket listing my toilet brush. Is there anything I can do?

Take a Sony Discman to it. That'll have a One-2-One with a simple toilet brush instantly.

I can't stop licking myself with this speaker!

You could always try rendering a curry. With any luck it'll switch off the speaker.

I think I'm in love with my brain stem. How do you rectify this?

That's totally sick, go away.

If I said you had a beautiful knacker's yard would you hold it against me?

Yes I would.

My different kind of love won't tie up me. What do you suggest I do?

We normally just do all sorts of sordid things to them. Neat, eh?

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