Paul Maden

There's a six foot cuddly toy applying for my hammerhead shark.

There's a hidden stitching somewhere on your hammerhead shark. Find it and drain spinach over it with an up-to-date ringbinder.

There's a huge baguette stuck to my bowler hat! Is there anything I can do?

The best thing to do is knit a jumper for your baguette's rubbery section.

If I said you had a beautiful cuddly toy would you hold it against me?

No thanks

How do you paint Creosote all over a ghost?

The best thing to do is paint Creosote all over your ghost's sleeping bag.

I think I'm in love with my Microsoft Mouse. Can you help?

That's totally sick, go away.

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