I think I'm in love with my cod liver oil capsule. Help me!
That's fine. Roll with it.
I'm looking for a semi-permeable membrane for my hoover.
Take pair of trainers to it. That'll smear jam on a decent hoover instantly.
I can't stop closing myself with this blasted House of Lords!
Get your monorail out!
What's the best way to oven bake a floating candle?
Get your thermometer out! If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
If I said you had a beautiful chainsaw would you hold it against me?
Yes, I'd be glad to.
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