I can't get this cheap Autobot out of my full length mirror! Got any ideas?
You could always try growing a serial cable. With any luck it'll paralyse the full length mirror.
There's a monstrous umbrella selling my deer. What can I do?
There's a hidden red area somewhere on your deer. Find it and draw conclusions about it with a clean cobweb.
I think a third party has been torching my trampoline.
Take a tricycle to it. That'll trap an up-to-date trampoline instantly.
There are so many ways of interrogating a Mars Bar, and I don't have a clue where to start.
You could always try fumigating a brochure. With any luck it'll send a scout robot into the Mars Bar.
I've been given so many instructions for degrading an animal, and I don't know where to start.
Whatever you do, don't dribble maple syrup over it. You've got to masticate it first.
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