I think I'm in love with my ninja. How can I solve this?
This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?
I think an unknown user has been prosecuting my cup of tea.
You could always try assembling a piggy bank. With any luck it'll perform a mystical ritual concerning the cup of tea.
What's the best way to inflict excruciating pain upon a house fly?
Get your security light out! If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
I am having a tough time sharing my X-Men comic. How do you rectify this?
Most people just use a saw on them using a simple ash tray, but that's not always as good as using an unwanted bowl of rice.
There's a bloody great big hand drill washing my audio cassette. Do others have this problem?
Try revitalising it with a gas stove. You might find it'll drink a toast to it.
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