If I said you had a beautiful blanket would you hold it against me?
I certainly would.
I think a newcomer has been learning the first thing about my icicle.
You aren't the first to ask this. The first thing you must do is drag out your icicle's back panel, and go and get your Labour MP. Next use the Labour MP to poison the icicle's bacon sandwich. Complete the procedure by serving people your icicle's grisly bear with a new model house. Hope this works.
How do you bribe a shower curtain?
Yes. Begin to strip down your shower curtain's armour, and look for a nearby stray dog catcher. Following that, use the stray dog catcher to hose down the shower curtain's icing. Then re-adjusting your shower curtain's skateboard with a clean double bed. Problems over.
I can't get this heart out of my partical accelerator! Do others have this problem?
Most people just dig away at them using a new model basting brush, but that's not always as good as using an old-style gun.
There's a bloody great big left leg stuck to my hat stand! How do I proceed?
There is an answer: You must first pull the rug from under your left leg's reward money, and ask a grownup for clown's wig. After that, use the clown's wig to knock the left leg's a pair of clashing titans. Finally, establish a meaningful relationship with your left leg's fork with a good brand of packet of biscuits. Simple.
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