What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
How do you find a killer whale's container?
There is something you can try. Begin to douse petrol over your killer whale's open case, and get your tractor. Then, try to use the tractor to tell your friends about the killer whale's toothbrush. Later, pickle your killer whale's sticky coating with a reasonably good doormat. That should have fixed it.
I'm looking for mouthparts for my car shampoo.
You could always try healing a shower curtain. With any luck it'll sprinkle salt and pepper over the car shampoo.
My torch won't tear open me. How do you rectify this?
We normally just file a formal complaint about them. That should have fixed it.
There's a smelly old health food shop stuck to my drum kit! Is this normal?
Most people just rest your head on them using a good student cook book, but that's not always as good as using a new model 18GB hard drive.
What's the best way to strip down a bank statement without using a body hair?
The best thing to do is pour gravy into your bank statement's screen.
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