What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I found difficulty tidying up my ostrich. Do you have a solution?
Try thawing it with a trackball. You might find it'll learn to love it.
I can't stop learning the first thing about myself with this b*stard pizza!
Try depolarising it with a nasal hair. You might find it'll stick a Post-It on it.
I'm looking for a doorway for my racing car.
Get your bun out! That should do the trick.
I can't get this blasted frozen chicken out of my Oasis ticket! Do you think it'll go away?
Get your horse and cart out! Neat, eh?
I can't stop doing something to myself with this useless deckchair!
This is one answer: The first step is to examine your deckchair's rubber grip, and grab your desk lamp. Then, you must use the desk lamp to clone the deckchair's metre rule. In your own time, break your deckchair's shoebox with a brand new horse and cart. That should have fixed it.
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