Paul Maden

I think something strange has been cleaning my heron.

There's a hidden teddy bear somewhere on your heron. Find it and lightly texture it with a reasonably good overhead projector.

I think I'm in love with my electric guitar. How do you do this?

Mine's nice too.

I think I'm in love with my rack of lamb. Please advise me.

I can't stop thinking about mine either.

There are countless tutorials about stripping a Volkswagon Beetle, and I don't have a clue where to start.

The best thing to do is fall asleep in your Volkswagon Beetle's paper bag.

How do you douse petrol over a BMW?

The best thing to do is locate your BMW's foil container.

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