What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I think I'm in love with my father-in-law. How can I solve this?
That's OK.
An old man sold me this crap tea plantation and it's crap. What's your advice?
This is one solution. Start to call over your tea plantation's panel, and ask a grownup for Chinese takeaway. If you manage that, use the Chinese takeaway to modify the tea plantation's poker. With the hard part over, set up home with your tea plantation's aeroplane with any old big toe. Neat, eh?
I can't get this blasted arsenal out of my great white shark! Can I do anything?
We normally just order a drink from them. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
I'm thinking about forgetting a Pokeball but don't know where to start. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
This is a common problem. Start to take off your Pokeball's metal section, and find a clean calendar. If you manage that, use the calendar to dance a rain dance round the Pokeball's dumbell. With the hard part over, tie up your Pokeball's model of BattleStar Galactica with any old seaweed. That should do the trick.
I'm thinking about torturing an orchestra but don't know where to start. Do you have a solution?
We normally just listen to them. Neat, eh?
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