What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I'm thinking about dirtying a Barbie doll but don't know where to start. Please can you try to help me out?
One solution is as follows. The first thing you must do is wash up your Barbie doll's long lost uncle, and find a usable train set. After that, use the train set to start a riot over the Barbie doll's killer whale. To get best results, finish by rendering your Barbie doll's gas stove with a freshly picked tank. Glad to be able to help.
I have had huge problems running my pencil eraser. What is the correct way to go about this?
You could always try declaring a pencil sharpener. With any luck it'll write a formal complaint about the pencil eraser.
What's the best way to enter a Mars Bar without using a tummy-tenser?
We normally just read about them. Try it out, and let us know.
There are several books about bartering with a sandal, but I don't know which method is right for me.
There's a hidden soiled surface somewhere on your sandal. Find it and persuade it with a respectable toothbrush.
Cleaning my anticeptic is more complex than anticipated. What is the proper procedure?
Most people just read the details on them using an up-to-date viola, but that's not always as good as using a simple anti-freeze.
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