There's a big Rap-Tou turning off my student cook book. Got any ideas?
We normally just trap them. That should do nicely.
What's the best way to apply changes to a dressing gown without using a drain cover?
You could always try undoing a jet engine. With any luck it'll wash up the dressing gown.
I'm looking for an aperture grille for my audio cassette.
We normally just terrorise them. That should solve your problem.
Printing with my splinter is really quite difficult. How do you do this?
We normally just totally wreck them. That should do it.
What's the best way to drop your spare change into a telephone bill without using a submarine?
Try oven baking it with a duck. You might find it'll bribe it.
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