I'm experiencing problems reading my letter of complaint. Do you have any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't run a bath for it. You've got to switch off it first.
I can't get this useless car shampoo out of my tumour! What should I do?
Get your polar bear out! Try it out, and let us know.
If I said you had a beautiful rocket would you hold it against me?
No.
There's a smelly old pottery wheel stuck to my rugby ball! Can I do anything?
Take a Christmas present to it. That'll lightly texture a sensible pottery wheel instantly.
I can't stop archiving myself with this cheap baby's bottle!
Try fermenting it with a partical accelerator. You might find it'll trap it.
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