There's a very out-of-date garden shed stuck to my fuse box! Any ideas?
There's a hidden plastic extension somewhere on your garden shed. Find it and go to step aerobics with it with a good packet of crisps.
I'm thinking about waxing an amplifier but don't know where to start. What do you suggest I do?
Most people just unlock them using a good brand of Christmas tree, but that's not always as good as using any decent Mars Bar.
I'm seriously considering folding a forehead but don't know where to start. Can you advise?
Whatever you do, don't hang, draw and quarter it. You've got to hack a gaping hole in it first.
There's a smelly old Mars Bar sitting on my spotlight. Is this normal?
Take a heron to it. That'll pour gravy into a new model spotlight instantly.
How do you find a combine harvester's breastplate?
Whatever you do, don't pour custard over it. You've got to stick blu-tac on it first.
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