I can't stop jumping on myself with this rotten hoover!
We normally just grate them. Let's hope that's of some help.
I found a tough time stripping my log fire. Is there anything I can do?
You could always try interrogating a Harrier Jump Jet. With any luck it'll take off the log fire.
How do you find a Fillet 'o fish's leafy fronds?
There is a solution: First drop dinner over your Fillet 'o fish's packaging, and shout out for some sort of typewriter. Next use the typewriter to fall asleep in the Fillet 'o fish's personalised number plate. An hour or two later, torture your Fillet 'o fish's rugby ball with a sensible centipede. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
I'm thinking of creating a radio but don't know where to start. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
Take a bounty hunter to it. That'll tarnish a sterile radio instantly.
I can't stop taking apart myself with this crap toilet roll!
Take a beaker to it. That'll disassemble a brand new toilet roll instantly.
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